Where is Ninja?

This is probably my most-used phrase on a day-to-day basis. But I may or may not be the only one using it.

I love surprises but Mr. Ninja is neutral about them (at least as far as I know, he might just surprise me by saying he loves them!) In this sentence alone, I've covered the two kinds of surprises - long term and short term, which are my style and his, respectively.

So yeah, let's talk about that.